Scene: Micheal Cole is waiting backstage in front of the Smackdown backdrop to do an interview with "The Extreme Queen" Lita about her thoughts on the match she has with Trish Stratus. Lita finally shows up with fellow alliance memeber, Ryan Marks, and gives him the signal its ok to start the interview. The camera man starts counting down from five to let them know when they will be live on television. 5...4...3...2...
Micheal Cole: Welcome back to Smackdown! I'm now standing here with "The Extreme Queen" Lita, along with Ryan Marks, to get Lita's thoughts on her upcoming match. Now, what are your thoughts on this match for the Women's Championship match vs. Trish?
Lita: Kind've a dumb question, but hey, a so-to-be Women's Champion needs her television time. My thoughts are as simple as this....I will walk out of the match the victor. Trish, you may have been lucky enough to win the Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal, but you won't be so lucky this time. You're nothing compared to me and I know for a fact I have the capacity to kick your ass!
Ryan: Basically bitch, what she's trying to say is that she can put your slutty ass in the damn hospital!
Lita: Oh, Ryan, "slutty" is not how you refer to her.
Ryan gives a confused and pissed looked.
Ryan:*In a pissed voice* Well, how the fuck else to you want to refer to her?
Lita: Like this. Trish, you are and will forever be a $5, no, $2, no, 37¢, all I have is a quarter, can I write you a check, tip your waitress, keep the change, make a wish, blow out your candles, I said candles, not your pool boy, red tag, bottom basement, ½ price slut!
Ryan: I could've told you that, damn! That goes for all of these dumb divas running around here. You see, they don't exactly measure up to our standards. If you ask me, Trish is getting what she has coming to her.
Micheal: Well, what will you do if you win the title tonight?
Lita: What am I going to do? I'm going to be the best damn diva there is, aside from Ryan here. I'm going to rock this division like its nothing. I plan on taking names and kicking ass. You know what, this interview is over because all you have is a bunch of dumb questions. I don't need this!
Ryan: You're telling me! This is fucking brutal. C'mon, lets get outta this joint.
Lita and Ryan leave, just leaving Micheal Cole by himself.
Micheal: Well, I guess that's it for tonight. Goodnight, and thanks for tuning in to Smackdown!
The camera fades to black, then leading into another set of commercial breaks.
